They Only Ever Forget When They Owe You Money :P
That's why that jerk never calls me anymore! Hahaha! Elephants, dude. At least its not a gold kiwi spider...
OH.......MY.......GOD........ THE DREADED GOLDEN KIWI SPIDER!!!!! My Arachnid Arch Enemy. Only Its Venom Can Truly Bring Me Down, Like Kryptonite To Superman, It Is My Downfall.
I shall protect you with my might weapon - Rolled Up Magazine!!! Watch out!
Very Nice, But Just In Case He Brings Friends Ill Don My Rolling Pin As Well!
However...elephants can't jump.
But they do walk on their tip toes, and that is pretty impressive.